#Fail
#SomePeopleCan’tRead
Posted 1 year ago
I Shall Name Him Squishy And He Shall Be My Squishy
Say what? It’s a blog I kinda forgot about (one of many)! Go figure.
Posted 3 years ago
I Punched Bieber And I Liked It
(WARNING: Bieber lovers beware)
Considering how many people extremely dislike Just Bieber, and the popularity of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl”, I decided to throw together a parody called “I Punched Bieber And I Liked It”. I will post the lyrics next, but it would be sweet if you could come up with suggestions to edit it - this will be a community work. I quickly threw this together, so it could be better. Remember, we want to stick with the original syllables and beat. You can either comment on this post, you can use my “ask away” form instead (http://thelamma.tumblr.com/ask), or you can “answer” this post. Can you do that? Feel free to tell your friends about it.
This was always the thing that I dreamed,
always my intention.
I got so raged,
fisted hand.
Gained my intention
It is what, I’m used to.
Just wanna brick you down.
I’m malici-ous at you,
grabbed my attention.
I puched Bieber and I liked it,
the taste of his fear and cower.
I punced Bieber just to end it,
I hope my mom don’t mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don’t mean I’m a killer tonight.
I punched Bieber and I liked it.
(I liked it)
No, I dont even know your music,
it doesn’t matter.
You like the catch and dropping game,
such a player.
It’s not what good boys do.
Not how they should behave.
My head gets, so confused.
I don’t get you.
I puched Bieber and I liked it,
the taste of his fear and cower.
I punced Bieber just to end it,
I hope my mom don’t mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don’t mean I’m a killer tonight.
I punched Bieber and I liked it.
(I liked it)
This fist is so magical.
Tough skin, red drips, so punchable.
Hard to resist,
so whackable.
To good to deny it.
Ain’t no big deal,
it’s innocent.
I puched Bieber and I liked it,
the taste of his fear and cower.
I punced Bieber just to end it,
I hope my mom don’t mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don’t mean I’m a killer tonight.
I punched Bieber and I liked it.
(I liked it)
Posted 3 years ago
FAIL. Just read it. I love how it’s a major burn on both Bieber and Cyrus.
Posted 3 years ago
Girls say they wear promise rings to keep away the creeps, but creeps don’t look at the ring, gentlemen do.
Posted 3 years ago
Oh, The Audacity!
Within a week of owning that awesome little mic I used in the last few posts, I have already lost it.
Posted 3 years ago
Don’t you just love the beauty of my voice?
So manly!
So yeah, if you have ANY questions you want me to answer via audio (or text), send me a comment (or some other form if you know my personal stuff) and recommend this to you friends if you end up enjoying it. [=
Posted 3 years ago
Testing testing 1 2 3. I just got an awesome little mic for my iPod, so this is a test post using the Tumblr app. Suh-weet!
Fabriqué au Canada, EH!
- First off, I can't speak French. I'm sorry. Secondly, I like to post random things, so if it has nothing to do with Canada or anything, don't freak out. Just enjoy, and feel free to leave comments and suggestions. I love those. Now take off, eh!
